They ain’t sayin’ nuttin’

My favorite part of any report on an organized-crime bust is the names and nicknames of suspects. And this article about the indictment of members of New York’s Gambino “family” and others (and the simultaneous arrest of mafia figures in Italy) is no exception:

The indictment includes Gambino family associates such as Domenico “The Greaseball” Cefalu, Richard “Fat Richie” Ranieri, John “Johnny Red Rose” Pisano and Thomas “Tommy Sneakers” Cacciopoli.