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Lightbulb gags

I’m not usually a fan but I found these via Alister Black’s blog Perspective:

The ones that raised a smile:

How many George Bushes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Bush: I resent that question. I’ve answered that before, and I think the media are keeping this thing alive. I think the American people are tired of light bulb jokes.

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. If he wants to sit in the dark, it’s his business.

How many pacifists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just start a “coping with darkness” support group.

And the predictable favourite:

How many Trotskyists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One to look for someone to screw it in and 25 to chant, “Fight the Darkness.”

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