Blame Game

Unlike the Somalian authorities our Maddy of the Sorrows knows instictively who is to blame for the four bullets pumped into the flesh of a 65 year old woman at the weekend:

An elderly Catholic nun has already been killed in Somalia and tragically other good people could lose their lives for the foolishness of this global leader.

That’s the Pope she’s talking about.

That’s right, in Maddy’s twisted worldview quoting a historical figure with a less than charitable view of Islam – despite pointing out you don’t agree with him – means you are directly responsible for the murder of a nun.

If the police pick me up tomorrow hovering manically above the body of Ms Bunting, hands covered in her blood I’ll tell them it was the Guardian journalist’s fault for provoking me: I’m sure they’ll mbunderstand where I’m coming from.