Public beheading in Berlin

There has been a public beheading in Berlin.

An angry Berliner fought off guards and beheaded a life-sized waxwork of Adolf Hitler only minutes after the Nazi dictator’s model went on public display at a newly opened branch of Madame Tussauds in the city.

Police said the attacker, a 41-year-old German man, walked up to the figure of Hitler who was depicted looking downcast and sitting morosely at a table his Berlin bunker, and first appeared to wrestle with the waxwork.

Of course, the UK has past form on beheading former leaders taking out Thatcher. The Americans beheaded George Washington. Scousers beheaded Ringo Starr. And New Yorkers beheaded Jesus.

Who, or what, would you behead and why?