Call me a gossip but…

Is it just a coincidence that ever since he started his Friday nights out with the now openly Tory Jackie D, we haven’t seen or heard from Peter Cuthbertson?

Or is it just that the boy from Darlington is revelling in his first year at University and has been too busy getting drunk, stoned and attending left-wing discussion groups?

You never know.

I mean when I started University back in the eighties we communists were running around protesting against tuition fees – now only the Tories seem to do that.

Update? Jackie says that she is not a Tory.