Secularism

God save the Queen

Al Qaeda say she’s responsible for “crusader laws” and is “one of the severest enemies of Islam” in a recently revealed video message.

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Defender of the Anglican Faith: The SAS will parachute into Tehran here but they’ll need the Swiss Guard to distract the Iranian commandos first…

His Holiness the Bishop of Rome: Er, that quote from Joe Stalin about the number of divisions I had was right you know…