Ever since mobile phones came on the market and were adopted with glee by London Yuppies there has always been a tosser factor involved with the technology.

Hak Mao is dead right about the latest one.

Can I add ‘ironic’ polyphonic ring tones to the Tosser list? Particularly the Scooby Doo one the man in the suit makes me listen to most mornings on the train to work?