Post-Bush Conspiracy theories

Here’s another one:

Could it possibly be that Janet and Barack messed up the handling of the attempted terrorist attack on Flight 253 because they were expecting to deal with an actual plane being blown up and innocents killed, and when it did not happen, they were adrift without anything to say? Why won’t those pesky innocents just stay in their seats and let themselves be killed?

That’s Logistics Monster, via Ed Brayton.