They actually pay well over a hundred quid for the pleasure of the above you know.
It rained all day on Friday but the balding hippy who runs the show had some good news: he has installed a new “drainage” system which means (and I quote) “the mud would not be deeper than five to eight centimetres.”
And the highlights of the thing are a sculpture of Stonehenge made from portaloos and an appearance by Bjork!
Nutters, the lot of them.
Anyway lets have your festival stories – you mud-caked old hippies you.