Desperation defined


After last week’s wonderful performance against Spain, England manager Steve Maclaren’s new tactics include avoiding defeat by replacing friendly games with training camps and sending thinly veiled “rescue me” messages
to David Beckham

I say put the man out of his misery. I hear that Port Vale need a reserve team coach and he would be ideal for the job. But who should replace him? I’d give
this fellow a go unless anybody has a better idea?