Here it is then – your chance to choose the slogan that you will wearing on this summer’s most unlikely fashion success story – the Harry’s Place tee-shirt range.
We’ll select the top polled slogans and produce a range of tee-shirts in time for you to grace the trattorie of Tuscany in style this summer.
Poll closes 17:00 GMT on Monday.
Update: Optional ‘Popinjay’ can be included in the slogan for the drunken former Trotskyites among you.