Trump,  UKIP

Sorry, Brits. Farage is staying put.

Despite earlier reports, Donald Trump’s English buddy and Joe E. Brown lookalike Nigel Farage says he is not planning to move to the United States after all.

As an American looking for things to be grateful for after the recent election, I will take what I can get.

This news comes after Prime Minister Theresa May unaccountably failed to take Trump’s suggestion that Farage be appointed as the UK’s ambassador to the US.

Many people” is a very Trumpian touch.