Epic Fail,  Women's Rights

How Not To Request FGM For Your Daughters

Best if you do not do it at all, I hasten to add.  If you really must, though, try not to seek help from an alert helpline:

In one of the other cases a suspect contacted an FGM helpline to request the procedure for his two daughters after misunderstanding the purpose of the service for victims.

Hat-tip: Kolya and Jacob Cheval.