All of my motives are ulterior

A nice spoof of a US election race video from comedy troupe “The Whitest Kids You Know”. There are some spot on lines in here that wouldn’t be too much of a stretch to imagine as the interior monologue that takes place inside the heads of some candidates.

My pick from of the bunch from “Clint Webb for Senate” are “All of my motives are ulterior” and “I possess a sort of sociopath narcissism that makes me think I should be in charge of everyone”.

Also ringing true here is:  “Here is an unflattering picture of my opponent and here’s a quote of his taken out of context” and “All of my motives are ulterior, I’m self involved to the point of psychosis, my soul is terrifying. And that’s leadership”. Yes and it is terrifying.