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According to The Press Association The BNP have sacked Mothercare Playboy and former reality TV star Mark Collett from his position as Publicity supremo for planning a ‘bunker coup’ against Reichsfuhrer Von Griffin.

The BNP party bulletin says:

“We are able to say that Mark Collett was conspiring with a small clique of other party officials to launch a ‘palace coup’ against our twice democratically elected party leader, Nick Griffin, and that in order to create the artificial climate of disillusionment necessary for this to stand any chance of success, lies and unfounded rumours have been spread, and were planned to be spread much further.

“Mr Collett has therefore been relieved of all positions within the party with immediate effect.”

Was Lee Von Barnes involved in this publicity stu… sorry, serious attempt to overturn the democratic structures of the BNP? I think we need to know.

Thankfully the Great leader did not suffer the sad and sorry fate of his contemporary in lost causes Eugene Terreblanche – however  A Humberside Police spokeswoman said: “A 29-year-old man was arrested on Thursday on suspicion of making threats to kill. He was interviewed by Humberside Police detectives and has been released on police bail pending further inquiries.”

It is a tough world at the top.

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