Here’s the BNP’s Legal Officer, Lee John Barnes on the subject of crayfish:
The North American Crayfish is the Mike Tyson of crayfish.
It is a diseased, psychotic, evil, illegal immigrant colonist who displaces the indigenous crayfish, colonises their territory and then reproduces until it totally devastates the indigenous environment and indigenous crayfish.
I am saying nothing governor.But theres a phrase of his that I believe should be the motto of the Eco-Xenophobes everywhere.
I intend to use it more and when I do I will accredit it to George Monbiot ;
DEATH TO THE USURPERS !
There is a problem with American crayfish, which unfortunately carry a fungal disease to which European crayfish have no natural defences. They are, however, quite delicious. Were we to develop a crayfish trapping and eating culture, perhaps we’d be able to do something to control their numbers.
That’s crayfish.
Of course, if Lee John Barnes is suggesting, metaphorically, that we should kill and eat those from non-European cultural backgrounds… well…!!
