Has the Large Hadron Collider Destroyed the Earth Yet?

Oliver Kamm has covered the panic-mongering over the notion that the Large Hadron Collider is going to create ever expanding mini black holes, which will ultimately devour the whole Earth here and here.  

But for those of you who can’t be bothered with lengthy technical explanations, you can find out whether or not the Large Hadron Collider has destroyed the Earth, here: