Bites for Bush

Jackie D has exclusive news of a ‘Cool Britannia’ throwback: Nigella Lawson is in charge of the menu for George Bush’s official visit to the UK.

Now, as an amateur foodie, I confess to having been a regular viewer of Nigella Bites even though my dad kept spoiling it all by reminding me of her dad all the time. I even bought those snazzy little salt and pepper snappers she uses.

But I can’t help thinking wouldn’t Gordon Ramsay would have been more appropriate?

(Oh and no pretzel gags in the comments box please.)