Not content with banning smoking and criminalising beer drinking for 20-year-olds, American bureaucrats now want to ban lap dancing.

Do we want a society where we’re so controlled that we cannot do anything at all? Do we want a society where people can’t go out and enjoy themselves?,” said Roger Diamond, a lawyer representing about 25 adult clubs in Los Angeles.

What he said.

Is this some policy the Americans picked up from their old pals in the Taliban?

Guys, if things carry on like this you might want to consider moving to the European Union where drinking, smoking and dancing, even on laps, is still allowed.